Urination in public

Should not be against the law. What is a person supposed to do if the tank is full and they have no other place to empty it? I personally enjoy urinating in public when I'm drunk. Going behind industrial garbage cans are the spots I usually hit. It's always good to have a lookout just in case somebody might come by. Also, if you're walking around drunk and alone, you're pathetic. Not even the homeless do that. So if you pee in public, bring a buddy. A goal I have is to urinate on a palm tree. I feel the scenic location would make the experience very enjoyable.