Bitches who hate on other bitches

That get men. Step your game up. I know you think you're prettier and have a ostentatious personality, but you're still not getting dicked. What's the problem? Why is that the bitch with the braces and cankles gets approached by guys more than you do? Well let's look at the problem. Firstly, you need to get rid of your holier than thou attitude. It's the biggest turn off. Ever. Only second to bitches who do not perform oral sex. Second of all, you're not as pretty as you think you are. Those compliments your family and friends give you are bullshit. Thirdly, this awesome personality you have does not exist. You think because you have read four novels in your lifetime, you are a certified scholar. Well I have news for you Simple Sally, reading the Harry Potter collection does not earn you a Nobel Peace Prize. Also, act sluttier. What Bali? YOU WANT ME TO BE A SLUT?!?! Relax Sista Souljah. All I'm saying is flirt more. Show a bit of skin. Do something different with your hair. Actually try to have a conversation with a male. Drink liquor. Trust me. It loosens you up. Follow these tips and maybe one day you can have a boyfriend of fuck buddy or whatever you kids call it these days. If you can't follow these steps in the present, at least stop reading Cosmopolitan. You might as well bang your head against a wall. Same effect and it's faster and cheaper.