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Friday, July 31, 2009

Gum

Most people spit it out after it has lost its flavor. I don't. I usually chew a piece of gum for two hours. When I do spit it out, my jaw hurts. I don't mind. I just tell myself I am exercising my face. No pain no gain. For those of you who spit out gum too quickly, please stop. Save the Earth. Chew it for as long as you can.

1 comment:

  1. No joke, the longest I chewed gum was for 11 hours. My jaw hurt for like a week after.

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