I catch more second looks than Arabs at Jewish eateries.

I feel like when I'm in public people are staring at me. Am I paranoid? I think not. I mostly catch looks from males who are on their cell phones. Are they homosexuals who are bored with the conversations they're having with their boyfriends? Do I have something on my face? Am I naked? I noticed in public females are very subtle with their glances. A giveaway is when they dip their chin. Yes. When their chins drop about 2 inches they are looking at somebody. I have done many experiments and have come to this conclusion. What also works in their favor are seasons. They hide behind their sunglasses in the summer and behind they're heavy coats in the winter. So for all of you who stare at me, please stop. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. Maybe if you actually approached me and struck up a casual conversation we could be friends. We could get a burrito and talk about people who stare and laugh about it. I think this is the start to a great thing.