Men who wear flip flops in public.

Listen, I know it's warm outside but cut that shit out. It's a very feminine look. Too feminine actually. Especially if you are with a woman who is sporting the same footwear as you. I hope you step on something very sharp so those flimsy things on your feet will rip apart. Maybe then you'll realize how stupid you are for wearing flip flops. Maybe then you'll also take off the sunglasses that are too big for your face. Maybe then you'll take a deep long look into your sexuality. Maybe then you will remove the penis from your anus. That is all.