Bring your lifestyle to me

Give me control of your life and I will make you into a demi-god. I will revolutionize the way you live and think. People will never view you as the same person. Life will be so much fun you wouldn't be able to handle it. You will sweat cologne. The opposite sex will faint in your presence, but then quickly wake up because they will realize you are in front of them. How will I do this? This is something that can not be explained. It can only be done. Can others do the same for you? I highly doubt it. This is something you're born with. So give me control of your life. Enjoy the ride. I am Baliwala, and I'm here to save your life.