Pornography.

Every guy watches it. If you say you don't, you're a motherfucking liar and you will burn in hell. Pornography is a multi-billion dollar industry. And where are they getting their money from? Probably you. Yes you. The person reading this post as I type it. You wanna know why you watch it? Because you masturbate to it. That's why. There is no need to lie to friends or even strangers about it. If you do not watch porn/masturbate there is something very wrong with you. The excuses of:"It's disgusting." "It defiles women." "It doesn't do anything for me." are lyin, but you are no kings of the jungle. Instead they are walking inverted penises who think they have the upperHAND on others when they really don't. I'm going to watch porn now and enjoy the fuck out of it. My guess is after reading this, you will too.