Guys who wear sunglasses indoors

Are either suffering from glaucoma, blindness, or douchebaggery. I've done research and have come to the conclusion that these people are suffering from Bag O'Douche Syndrome. Something that is very common in males between 18-24. You want to look cool, but you don't. You look like you're trying out for the amateur version of Terminator. If there is a girl with you she is blinder than you are. Serioulsy. Does she feel safe around you? Because I'm sure a normal person would not. Do think you're playing poker? What are you hiding? The creepiest thing these guys do is smile. They do it out of nowhere. Freaks me the fuck out. I go from thinking you're asleep to thinking you have a boner. Danny Tanner that shit and cut it out.