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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sleeping

Who doesn't love that shit? Lately I've been waking up sweaty. It's a nasty feeling. Maybe it's because of the summer. I know what you're thinking: "Why don't you sleep naked?" No thanks. That is disgusting. I have respect for myself thank you very much. Ok ok, I sometimes go down to the boxers but that's it. I have a memory foam mattress. Be jealous. Be very jealous. Shit was engineered by NASA. Do you know what that means? That means I could literally take my mattress to the Moon and get a good nights sleep. Once again, envy me. I am Baliwala. I sleep on comfortable shit fully clothed.

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