If

You're going to initiate a conversation, please say something when I reply. It's a waste of my precious time if you don't. When I do the same to you, you get upset. Treat others the way...naw, fuck that. Do whatever you want. I do and look how far I've come. I'm able to get certain items at McDonald's for a dollar. Don't believe me? I thought you wouldn't. I wouldn't believe me if I were you.

Everyday

You will be backed into a corner. Put your fists up and maneuver yourself out of there. Everyday you will be pushed onto your heels. Use your arms to regain balance. Everyday somebody will spit in your face. If you can't dodge it, spit back. Everyday your knuckles will be scuffed. Wrap them and continue forward. Let the scars be a reminder of battles won. Everyday you will have fear to open your eyes. Fight the fear for a moment and let your pupils take in the world. Everyday the weight of the world will be on your shoulders. Push back with the thought that they'll get stronger and be able to handle it better the next day. Everyday you will see something that will make your legs turn to Jello. Tighten them up and let the time pass, they will harden to stone. Everyday your heart will tremble. Take a deep breath and let the chambers of the muscle return to normal. Everyday your stomach will turn. Let it untie itself. I am Baliwala. Time waits for no man. Not even me. That is all.

Just another

Friendly reminder: Channing Tatum is still the son of Satan and smells like a dozen dead racoons mixed with spoiled bananas. Oh yeah, his acting sucks more than a mosquito by a lake.

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Things that

You should not find comfort in:

Food: Diabetes and heart disease is not going to make you feel better
The success of a sports team-99% of athletes do not give a fuck about you. They make millions of dollars to play games.
The rain- Motherfucker, you only enjoy it when you're indoors, so if anything, you enjoy the sound of it hitting your windows and the fact you're not soaked like the poor bastards who are outside without an umbrella.
Hearing about somebody else getting married or engaged- If anything, it goes to show you that you are still inadequate in finding a life partner
Thinking a pop song relates to your life- Lady Gaga is not talking to your soul. She hits the crack pipe and records songs. Just enjoy the melody.
Painting your nails- Guys do not give a fuck about what color your nails are. You'll never hear Jonny say: " Sally had everything going for her, but then I saw her nails..."
The Weekend- Probably the most overrated thing mankind has conceived. You get two days off of work/school so you can get intoxicated to the point of illness. Not that fun if you actually think about it.
Miracles- They don't exist. God does not only work for you. God did not cause that car accident on the highway when you were heading late to work. He will not inconvenience dozens of people for your simple ass.
Finding money in your pockets before doing laundry- This just means you're forgetful and do not know the true value of money. Chances are you're going to end up homeless.
Buying new clothes- You have to do this. You can't wear rags and this does not change your already shitty personality.
Drugs- That empty void is only filled for a moment, then the rush of darkness comes back into your empty heart
Zodiac Signs- Fuck it. I'm going to make one up right now. If you are Faggitarius chances are you going to meet somebody of the same sex and have a long-lasting relationship. See how easy that was?
Money- Shit comes and go. Most of you spend it on stupid shit anyway. Diversify your bonds homies.
Using the word "haters"- You're in denial. People are usually honest when they are talking directly to you. Take their advice and stop being such a horrible person.
Being single- You're not independent. You're not free to do what you like. You're ugly, and your heart is uglier. Disgusting.
Being in a long term relationship- You're boring. So is your significant other. You're going to bore each other to death. Have fun!
Your bed- It's supposed to be comfortable you fucking idiot. Was your previous sleeping area a bed of nails?

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The people

Have spoken and according to the votes of the poll (scroll down) the majority of people do not want me to have guest bloggers on a regular basis. I still might infuse a few posts from others here and there just to change things up. Thanks to everybody who voted. Actually, fuck that. All you had to do was click. So whatever.

Damn Canadians

Good morning

Bitches. I hope you guys have an OK day. Let's be realistic. The chances of something spectacular happening today are slim so let's aim for normal series of events to occur. Just hope nothing weird like a bird pooping on your head happens. Go and tackle the day, but make sure you don't tackle it too hard. You might get a concussion.

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I'm starting

To think odd things happen in three's. A few days ago I went outside to put out my garbage cans so they could be collected the next morning. Before heading inside I took some time out to enjoy my favorite thing. What is this favorite thing? If you answered a pre-rolled tobacco cigarette then you are correct and will receive a million Bali points. Right before I extinguished it, a strong gust of wind was followed by some lightning. Then all the visible street lights had gone out. Hmmm weird. I go back inside and was informed by my father that the electricity had gone out for a few seconds. Oh no! I had left my computer on and hoped that no major damage had been done to it. Whew! Computer was safe. All of my por.... I mean school work had been saved. About a half hour later the doorbell rang, I immediately went downstairs to see who it was. It was a Desi aunty with a dupatta over her head. Google image dupatta if you don't know what it is. She asked for my mom and when she was informed that she was asleep immediately ran away. Hmm. Weird. About a half hour later I went out for my last cigarette before bed. The street lights were still out so it was pretty much pitch black. Off in the distance I noticed a burly man who was walking with a hobble. I paid no attention to it because he was walking away from me. Then he started walking towards my direction. Holy shit. This dude looked like a football player and he was hobbling. I then saw it was my neighbor. I asked him if he was OK and he said that he was. He hurt his knee during Memorial Day while playing basketball. He also told me that he had crutches. Where were the crutches? Why was he hobbling around in the middle of the night looking like Jack the Ripper? Oh well. I then went inside and locked all the doors and windows. No more freaky shit was going to happen to me that night. I am Baliwala. The Trinity is real. That is real.

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This will be my last blog post

I'd like to thank the countless people who supported me from the beginning, and those who might have recently discovered this blog. I've had a great time sharing stories and experiences with you all. For those of you wondering why I am leaving, the simplest answer is all good things must come to an end. Also, I've been offered a great financial opportunity that requires a lot of time and effort. I received an e-mail that said I won over 56 million dollars. All I have to do is claim it! I feel that I would have absolutely no room in my life to update this blog in a consistent matter. As you can clearly know by now, I have been given a large sum of money. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it yet, but I'm sure I'll get a great idea sooner than later. This isn't the last you'll see of me. I'm positive I'll be spoken about in the financial section of CNN.com or something of that sort. Good things are happening! So for now, I am Baliwala. Legends never die. That is all.