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Friday, June 25, 2010

People who

Speak out of turn in class should be beaten with a mallet. What ever happened to raising your hand when you have something to say in a classroom? So check it, sorry about not updating in a while. Shit is getting kind of hectic and I haven't had the motivation to post. Anyway, I'm taking a summer class. I'm getting my G status learn on, ya dig? The class I'm taking requires participation. Cool. I understand. The thing is I find it difficult to speak up because so many people are talking at the same time, or muttering some incoherent bullshit under their stank breath. Some people speak out loud because they think they're funny by making jokes that not even my dad would laugh at. Some people speak about their everyday problems. I don't want to hear that shit. Number 1 because I'm funnier than you, and 2, I'm not your therapist or even your friend. I suggest you find a wall and speak until your lungs collapse. Today somebody raised their hand and said something that had nothing to do with what we were talking about or even the class, which is unfortunately becoming common. This guy raises his hand and says:" I had a job I dreaded going to. One day out of nowhere I got laid off. Now I'm collecting unemployment." Then he proceeds to grin. Really motherfucker? You're proud of leeching off of the government when it is apparent you are sound body and mind to earn a living? I had the urge the get up and smack him in the forehead with my overpriced textbook, but I didn't. I need it to study, and I'm not going to compromise my grade for somebody's pride in laziness. Then there's Ms. Cleavage. This girl wears the lowest tops and is pretty hot. The problem is that she won't shut the fuck up. Anywhere I sit I hear her annoying sideline commentary about what is being taught. She likes to complain about having a kid, working and going to school. Listen bitch, nobody told you to get knocked up. Nobody told you to be in a relationship where money was an issue. Nobody forced you to seek a higher education when you clearly do not possess the mental capacity to succeed in such an environment. I was going to strike up a conversation with her and eventually give her a link to my blog. Looks like I can't do that now. Oh well. I am Baliwala. I keep my mouth shut and take notes. That is all.

Friday, June 18, 2010

lol

Monday, June 7, 2010

Answer

Rachel Bilson

Mila Kunis






 














Sunday, June 6, 2010

Confronting People

I don't do this often because I am very lazy, but I made an exception for this situation. A friend of mine told me that some guy wanted them to pretty much stalk my Facebook because I was friends with his girlfriend. He wanted this friend to see if I had ever had any communication with his girlfriend in the past year. When I heard this news I got infuriated for some reason. I then sent him a friend request. It was denied. After some research of my own I found out that his girlfriend was on vacation, so he felt free to snoop around. This is what I call a Grade A bitch boy.


Then I get this:




Moral of the story: If you do not trust the person you're in a relationship with, maybe you shouldn't be with them. If you do not have the courage as a man to ask your girl simple questions, you lack testicles.

Stupid shit

Is always going to occur to you during life. The only thing you can do is control your reaction. The mind controls emotions. Always remember that. Strangers will always use their words to demotivate you. Friends will tell you that your ideas are silly. Family will not hold back words of discouragement regarding your dreams. You might even doubt yourself from time to time. It's just as natural as the aforementioned situations. Never keep your head low for too long. Do not let anything get you stuck when it comes to your pursuit of happiness. Never let someone's opinion about yourself outweigh your own. Do not constantly seek approval from your peers because you will never get it. Do not let cultural, religious, or societal "norms" bind you. Do not conform to somebody's view of how life should be. I am Baliwala. When I get buried, I want it to be on my stomach so the whole world can kiss my ass. That is all.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Oh yeah!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Drake

I don't like this motherfucker. He's like a modern day Jon B who raps. Google Jon B. The only people that should like him are girls in high school. If you are an adult male and like the majority of his music, you're probably a homosexual. His songs mainly comprise about he would treat his "girl" right. As a male you are not a girl. Get off that shit. If you feel like you can relate to his music, you are delusional. I don't know much about this guy except that he was on some show named Degrassi. I've never seen that show but judging by the name I know it's lame. Yeah, I judge books by their covers. He resembles a monkey. Yeah I said it. Somebody had to say it. The only song that is decent that he's on is Forever. His verse was pretty good. Then you know what happened? He got murdered by everybody, with the exception of the gremlin Lil Wayne. That's what happened. How the hell are you going to try and make it big when everybody who follows your verse verbally rapes you? Speaking of Lil Wayne, word on the street is that he's in a romantic relationship with Drake. By the way, by word on the street I mean the things I make up in my head. I am Baliwala. Last name ever, first name...aw fuck it. What am I doing? That is all.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Uhhhh