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Friday, June 25, 2010

People who

Speak out of turn in class should be beaten with a mallet. What ever happened to raising your hand when you have something to say in a classroom? So check it, sorry about not updating in a while. Shit is getting kind of hectic and I haven't had the motivation to post. Anyway, I'm taking a summer class. I'm getting my G status learn on, ya dig? The class I'm taking requires participation. Cool. I understand. The thing is I find it difficult to speak up because so many people are talking at the same time, or muttering some incoherent bullshit under their stank breath. Some people speak out loud because they think they're funny by making jokes that not even my dad would laugh at. Some people speak about their everyday problems. I don't want to hear that shit. Number 1 because I'm funnier than you, and 2, I'm not your therapist or even your friend. I suggest you find a wall and speak until your lungs collapse. Today somebody raised their hand and said something that had nothing to do with what we were talking about or even the class, which is unfortunately becoming common. This guy raises his hand and says:" I had a job I dreaded going to. One day out of nowhere I got laid off. Now I'm collecting unemployment." Then he proceeds to grin. Really motherfucker? You're proud of leeching off of the government when it is apparent you are sound body and mind to earn a living? I had the urge the get up and smack him in the forehead with my overpriced textbook, but I didn't. I need it to study, and I'm not going to compromise my grade for somebody's pride in laziness. Then there's Ms. Cleavage. This girl wears the lowest tops and is pretty hot. The problem is that she won't shut the fuck up. Anywhere I sit I hear her annoying sideline commentary about what is being taught. She likes to complain about having a kid, working and going to school. Listen bitch, nobody told you to get knocked up. Nobody told you to be in a relationship where money was an issue. Nobody forced you to seek a higher education when you clearly do not possess the mental capacity to succeed in such an environment. I was going to strike up a conversation with her and eventually give her a link to my blog. Looks like I can't do that now. Oh well. I am Baliwala. I keep my mouth shut and take notes. That is all.

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