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To reintroduce myself. I am Bali, but you can call me Bali. I apologize for my brief absence from the world of blogging. I'd tell you why I haven't blogged, but then I'd have to kill you...JK! Hehehehe! Anyway, let me share a short tale with you. Gather around. A couple of weeks ago I was standing outside of my institution of learning, or what others might call "school." I was waiting for my next class. While I waited I was smoking a pre-rolled tobacco product, or what others might call a "cigarette." Just a few moments before I was done a female approached me and asked if she could have a cigarette. I usually don't give them out, but I did this time. You know why? Because she was attractive. Yeah, it's true. My male instincts kicked in and said fuck it. Being the world class gentleman I am, I asked her if she needed a light. After she was done using my lighter, she said I shouldn't have a white lighter because they were bad luck. She said this as she was walking away. I had never heard this. I asked her why it was bad luck but she didn't answer. I had an urge to run after her. Maybe even tackle her to get my response, but I had to get to class. I haven't seen her face since. Does anyone know why white lighters are bad luck? I'd Google it but I'm too much of a wuss. I am Baliwala. Things in my pocket bring me misfortune. That is all.

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