I'm not religious

But this moved me

Go to school

My review of The Avengers

It was good.

Just when

You think you've figured out the game, the rules change.

When

Somebody you really want to speak with ignores you, it's a horrible feeling. Then you realize who you are and how much you don't need them, and that feeling goes away.

If

Variations of lol did not exist, most people would not be able to type and conversations online would not last more than 20 seconds.

Things

You should know about me. -I'm not funny. It's just that people around me are easily amused -I'm not good looking. It's just that women around me have low standards. -I'm not smart. It's just that people around me are stupid. -I'm not a good writer. It's just that people who see my writing have poor comprehension skills. -I'm not tall. It's just that people around me are vertically challenged. -I don't have great hygiene. It's just that people around me have body odor. -I don't sleep a lot. It's just that people around me sleep too little. -I don't study a lot. It' just that you don't study enough.

Sometimes

I wear band aids so people will think I'm tough.

Woooooooo

What

Makes a girl a slut? People usually have their own definitions, what is yours? Please leave a comment below.

Urban Dictionary Word of the day 7

molly Abr. of 'molecular'. Pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), usually a free powder or in capsules. Oftentimes MDA is sold as molly. Should be white in color (when it's pure) but is more often beige or yellow-brown, and sometimes brown or rarely gray. Me and my girl chopped a 1/2 gram of molly into 4 lines last night and we each inhaled one. rolled balls for 5 hours straight. pure love and cuddles all the way.

If you

Try to use a quote by some author, political figure, or celebrity to try and flex your intellect, fuck you. Yeah that's right. Have a big glass of shut the fuck up juice. Don't get me wrong. If you use quotes to inspire you during a difficult time or in general, there's nothing wrong with that, but if you use these quotes to try and prove your mental prowess, then chances are you don't understand the quote you are so proud of knowing. Recently I had a chat with an acquaintance through Facebook. They used a quote that was melodramatic to relate to their situation. I didn't want to say anything at first, so I decided to attack the quote rather than the person. Fair right? The quote was something along the lines of "those who have the least have the most" blah blah blah because the fear of losing anything is gone. So I said, what about homeless people for example? Society deems them to have the least of anyone, do you think they are jolly? Their response was that I was slow....WOW! Are you fucking kidding me? I brought up a valid point and since you do not understand it, I'm slow? I'm unable of comprehension? Seems like it's the other way around if anything. I am Baliwala. "In order to live humans must drink water."- Baliwala. That is all.

Do you

Stop talking to a member of the opposite sex when you find out what religion they follow? Maybe you do because you see no point in talking to them because there isn't a future i.e. being married to them, or you think you might get into arguments because of your different views. Leave a comment below.

I want a Playstation 3

So hit the donate button the right and get me one. Thanks.

Yesterday

I was in the library getting some studying done. That's right. Your boy is a studious mofo. I didn't pay attention to others around me because I was in the zone. After about 10 minutes my attention was being captivated by a two particular students. There was a table to my right filled with people, but two were speaking out loud. I quickly saw that it was a female who was Hispanic, not like it matters, but you know, just trying to enhance the visual I am creating, and the other was a recent arrival from India. I could tell he was from India because of the twang in his accent, his hairstyle, and facial features. His accent suggested he was from Delhi. His hairstyle rivaled that of a late 90's Bollywood actor trying to make a name for himself. His facial features screamed "I have visited the Ganges." I have a sixth sense for these type of things. After a few moments I went back to my studies, but their conversation grew louder. When I looked up again, I noticed something was different. I didn't take much time to figure out what it was and I went back to my notes. I couldn't focus because the conversation grew even louder so I looked back up and something was different again. After a few seconds the difference was noted. He was closer to her than he had previously been the last two times I saw them. He started out with his left shoulder being 5-6 inches away from her right shoulder, to his jaw by her earlobe. Also, a huge grin was plastered on his face. Funny thing is she didn't mind. Actually I think she was enjoying it. He might have watched too many romantic comedies and was trying to lean in with for a kiss. Damn you Sandra Bullock and Anne Hatthaway. You have given this guy false hopes. My guess is he was helping her with math because I heard "no no no no no, the ex gotta go on the buttum." He said this while giggling. She giggled as well. I wanted to watch more but I had stuff to do and I didn't want them to notice me. Also, it looked like the beginning of a low budget porno and I knew the more I watched the more likely I were to be traumatized. That's when I decided I should let Salman Khan and the fobby Selena Gomez get back to whatever they were doing. I am Baliwala. I do not use my academic prowess to pray on stupid girls. Well, that's kind of a lie. That is all.

Everyday

Is a struggle. Everyday is a fight. Everyday there is negativity. Everyday there is pain. Everyday there is frustration. Everyday there is anger. Everyday there is apprehension. Everyday there is hate. Everyday there are dark clouds. But everyday I toil and defeat the struggle. Everyday I take the punches of life's fight and still stand. Everyday my soul emits positivity. Everybody my heart bleeds endorphins. Everyday I shake the cobwebs and find answers. Everyday my smile kills the anger. Everyday I fight off the anxiety and do what needs to be done, with the knowledge that I am capable of whatever I put my mind to, and that failing is just another way of saying practice. Everyday I spread a morsel of love in my own special way; a way nobody else can. A way in which that permanently leaves an impact. Everyday I break through the darkness to find the light, even if there isn't much. I am Baliwala. I'll let the video finish the rest of this. That is all.

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