Things

You should know about me. -I'm not funny. It's just that people around me are easily amused -I'm not good looking. It's just that women around me have low standards. -I'm not smart. It's just that people around me are stupid. -I'm not a good writer. It's just that people who see my writing have poor comprehension skills. -I'm not tall. It's just that people around me are vertically challenged. -I don't have great hygiene. It's just that people around me have body odor. -I don't sleep a lot. It's just that people around me sleep too little. -I don't study a lot. It' just that you don't study enough.