The day I flew

To this day not even my mother believes this happened to me, but it did. I was in 5th grade. I woke up one morning during the winter and saw that it was snowing pretty heavy. Me being a lazy bastard I tried to use this as an excuse to skip school for the day. Unfortunately for me my school was two blocks from my house. As soon as I left the house I noticed that it was very windy. As I crossed the street that led directly to my school a strong force of wind hit me. When I looked down I saw that my feet were off of the ground. To give you a better mental image it was like David Blaine levitating. I was up there for about two seconds. Nobody at school believed me. Nobody in my family believed me. But believe you me, i was airborne. Moral of the story: Mother Nature is a bitch and she's very ugly without makeup.