I found out today that I'm not really an athlete.

I played basketball today. I usually play a few times a month, and since it's summer I've been playing more. Well today when I had the ball, somebody yelled out "OVER HERE." I planted my right foot pointing east and turned my entire body west. My right knee twisted. It hurt like a motherfucker. Then I thought of all the NBA games I've seen where players get similar injuries and walk it off. I tried doing the same. It made it worse. Now I'm sitting a Ziploc bag full ice on it. Yea, fuck sports.