Mr.

I wear shorts in public even though I have very hairy legs. I admire you. You don't care what others think when your furry legs approach them. You didn't think twice about putting on those tight khaki shorts and velcro sandals. If it was 1991 you would be sporting a fanny pack, but it's not. So you don't. I also give you credit for this. You are update to modern fashion; somewhat. If I had to pick one word to describe you it would be jolly. Because that is what you are. At least you were when I saw you at Baskin Robbins today. God bless you, you're family and mostly importantly, others who wears shorts in public who have hairy legs. I have hairy legs. I mostly wear shorts indoors. Sometimes I hesitate to wear shorts even if I have to throw out the garbage. Not you though. You shed your self-concious and take the world by the scrotum. One day, just maybe one day, I will do the same as you. Only time will tell.