I swing swords through bulletproof vests.

I also have a Masters Degree in Public Catastrophe. It's true. I got it from University of Phoenix online. Great program! Words to the wise: I smoke cigarettes but don't worry. They come pre-rolled and in a box. Can't get much safer than that. Speaking of smoking, I have noticed that smokers attract the scum of the Earth. I was downtown one time. I was smoking a cig and a homeless man saw this. He said: "Ay pretty boi, i like yo haircut. Can I get a smoke?" He thought if he complimented me on my looks he would get a cig from me. Plan backfired. I got nervous as fuck and walked by. As I walked by he said: "What? You ain't gonna even shake mah hand?" He had the saddest look on his face. Poor bastard. Literally. Living on the streets and not having cigarettes. Well homeless man if you're reading this, next time you want a cigarette from another male do not come onto them sexually. Maybe, just maybe if you do this you will be sucking down delicious cigarette smoke as you beg for change which you will use to buy liquor and/or drugs.