Hit the road jack

And don't you come back. Yeah. Once I boot you out of my life, you're not welcome to return. So stop with the "courteous" texts/calls. I don't wanna talk to you. To be honest, I don't know why you would want to talk to me. We ended on horrible terms. Let's keep at that way. I like being bitter and telling people about the shit you put me through. It's a great conversation piece. It helps me relate to others who have gone through similar situations. So this is bye. Don't come back.