Soap

Not enough people use this great invention. It's cheap and helps to prevent the spreading of germs. It also leaves you smelling wonderful. But does everyone use it? Hell no. You wanna know why? Well I'll tell you why. It's because they are lazy bastards. They don't care what people around them think. They are comfortable with their stinkity stankity asses, but others aren't. I personally use Irish Spring. You don't have to use this soap because they are many. Too many to name actually. So next time you urinate please take 20 seconds to clean your paws with soap. It's people like you that make me not want to shake hands. Make me want to carry around a can of Febreeze. Make me want to beat you over the head with a bottle of peroxide. Do you want people to perceive you this way? I think not. My name is Bali. I'm a problem solver. I will verbally lash out at you until you sparkling clean. You still need to soap though. I can only help so much.