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My blog: if you are ever sad. I will cheer you up. If you are feeling egotistical. I will put you in your place and remind you that you are just human just like the rest of us. If you are feeling tired. Come here. I will revitalize you as if I were a can of Red Bull. If you have too much energy. Come here. I will knock the living shit out of you. If you are laughing too much. Come here. I will say something that will put you in a bad mood. If you feel like you do not have any friends. Come here. I will pretend to befriend you. If you are feeling horny. Come here. I can guarantee that you will orgasm like you haven't before. If you want to feel horny. Come here. I will arouse you in a matter of seconds. If you are angry. Come here. I will verbally joust you to the point where you will just give up and end up laughing. If you want to be angry. Come here. I will piss you off intentionally. Just read. I am Baliwala. I will take you on an emotional rollercoaster.