Hey you in the green shorts!

When I was about 12 a friend and I went to buy illegal fireworks for the 4th of July. We were very excited about things blowing up. When we reached the warehouse we saw that the place was huge and the fireworks were very cheap. I came home with 2 paperbags full of illegal items. I was very happy. Fast forward about about two days. It was July 2nd and I could not wait to use them. So I call my friend and tell him the plan. He comes over. We go outside the front door and start lighting bottle rockets. Out of nowhere a police car pulls up across the street. It parks and sits there for a few minutes. My friend and I continued to light our explosives. Then the officer gets on his megaphone and says: "Hey you in the green shorts! If you continue to blow those off you're going to jail!" I won't lie. I got scared as fuck and went back inside. To this day if I were green shorts my parents bring that story up. That is all.