Lying

We all do it. It's a natural defense mechanism that is built into every human being. Some tell bigger lies than others, but we all lie. In my experience, females tell more intricate lies than males do. This is because quite frankly, males do not have the mental energy to keep a lie going for a long time. Our lies are simple. Females on the other hand, can turn a lie into a movie. They will involve their friends. Their family. They will have so much sincerity in their voices when they lie to you. If you question the lie, the female will become very agitated. She'll blame you for not trusting her. She might even add tears for dramatic effect. When this happens the male usually has a guilt trip. He promises never to question the female ever again. After some time, usually 3-4 months, the male finds out that the female is lying. This happens usually because a friend of a friend tells them. At first the male does not know what to think. So he keeps his mouth shut. As time passes more and more people are telling him the same thing. Now he knows something is up. When he confronts the female about the lie she comes clean. She knows she's backed into a corner and can not get out of it. Her excuse of lying is that she didn't want to hurt anybody. That's why she lied. Are you fucking serious? I absolutely hate this. When a female does this she tries to come off as the victim. She tries to justify her lie with heaps of bullshit. Even after more time passes, usually years, she'll still think she did the right thing. No matter how many people she deceived. So females, don't lie. Because I will find out eventually. And when I find out, I will kick you in the head with my Pumas. I am Baliwala. Please do not lie to me.