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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Gay black men

Are attracted to me unfortunately. I have been hit on by gay black men many times. I will tell you about a particular situation. About 2 years ago I had a job at a drug store. I worked in the liquor section. A black man approached me and asked for help. I pointed him in the right direction. I was confused though. He had about 4 bottles of liquor already that he was struggling to hold. Why would he need more? Then he says to me: "Where you frohm?" I told him I was Pakistani. He responded with: "OMGAH I LOVE ME PAKISTANIAN FOOD! I LOVE DAT SHIT! I BEEN EATING BIRYANI(Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi rice dish) EVAH SINCE I BEEN LIKE FIHVE!" His enthusiasm scared me. Never had I seen somebody so joyful when talking about rice. He then asked me about good Pakistani restaurants in the area. Now I knew something was wrong. Why would he ask me this question if he was such a big fan of the cuisine? I named a couple just to be courteous. After all, he was a customer. Then he asked me about my work schedule. I didn't say anything. "YOU PROLLY WORK A LOHT RIGH?" I said that I did. Right before I turned away, he had one last statement. He snarled a bit, did a slight shoulder roll accompanied with an acute neck roll and said: "YOU SHOULD CUM PARTY WITH ME AND MAH FRENDZ SOMETIME." I am Baliwala. I don't wanna go black in fear that I might not come back. That is all.

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