Guys who text guys too much

Listen dawg, if I don't immediately answer your text it doesn't mean I'm dead. Give me some time. I might be busy. I might be doing something important. You might have unlimited texting, but I don't. So I would appreciate it if you wouldn't send me unnecessary texts because I don't want to be overcharged because of your stanky ass(I mean that in the nicest way possible.) I don't want to have to call my cell phone company and try to get the charges reversed by lying about being in a gay relationship. I don't want to get sympathy that way. So chill Lunchbox. One day, one day I will answer your texts. Wait for me.