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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Earplugs

I bought some today. You know why? Because my neighborhood is noisy as fuck. The children in my neighborhood will not stop running around and screaming at the top of their lungs. I think they are shepherds for the devil. Also, my neighbors are always doing work on their houses. Today at 8 AM I was awoken by the sound of a cutting saw going through wood accompanied by a foreign language I have never heard. They were speaking very loud and laughing obnoxiously. That was the final straw for me. So I said fuck this shit and left the house to buy earplugs. They apparently reduce noise by 32 decibels. They work pretty good. The only problem I have with them is that they come loose sometimes. Oh well. I am Baliwala. I can not hear this post. That is all.

2 comments:

  1. "Today at 8 AM I was awoken by the sound of a cutting saw going through wood accompanied by a foreign language I have never heard"

    Dude, you are friggin hilarious!

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  2. They were back again today, but they weren't speaking. I caught a glimpse of one.

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