You are not special

You're ordinary just like everybody else. Even me. It doesn't matter what you look like. Many are better looking than you. It doesn't matter what you wear. Millions have a better sense of fashion than you do. It doesn't matter how many people say you're funny. Comedians are a dime a dozen. It does not matter how smart you are. They are people out there that have better grades than you. It doesn't matter how much money you have. All the money in the world can not get rid of your smug attitude. You're not special. You have reached the apex of your greatness. It's all downhill from this point on. I am Baliwala. My friends call me Mr. Ordinary.