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Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's supposed to thunderstorm

This afternoon. It might ruin my plans to attend the Pakistani Independence day festivities. I was really looking forward to gelling up my hair. I was dreaming about walking around and smoking cigarettes while cursing in Urdu/Punjabi. Most of all, I was looking forward to eyeballing all of the hot girls. I am Baliwala. I will stand alone in the rain with an umbrella and stare at you. That is all.
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  1. AnonymousAugust 16, 2009 at 3:37 AM

    i wouldnt have taken you for someone who was a) into the desi eyeballing or b) into girls wearing traditional wear.

    but there ya go..

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  2. BaliwalaAugust 16, 2009 at 4:01 AM

    I like looking at pretty girls. Why didn't you think I wouldn't be into that?

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  3. AnonymousAugust 16, 2009 at 4:10 AM

    i do acknowledge the natural instinct to do so and enjoy it immensely, i just thought you were above that and also had access to either shaadi.com or porntube.com depending on wether you are into soft or hardcore. that i dont know.

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  4. BaliwalaAugust 16, 2009 at 4:17 AM

    Listen, Sandbox, I'm not looking at these girls with the intentions of going home and masturbating to the thought of them. You equating eye candy to a matrimonial website and a porn site shows your lack of humor. The sites are not related at all. Do not try to be funny on my blog. From now on I will refer to you as a Republican, because you are a failure. Now fuck off.

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