I would like to apologize

To all the mofos I have styled on in my life. What is being styled on mean Bali? If you are asking yourself this question then I'm sorry to say, you've been styled on. I apologize once again. I only found this out recently. At first I was upset. Then I realized I was blessed with a gift. You see, not everybody has the ability to style on mofos. It's something you're born with. This skill can not be learned. Many people have had their days ruined because I have styled on them. Sometimes I style on the same people multiple times during a 24 hour period. I don't mean to do that. It just happens. Usually people fall into the being styled on trap. Once you're in it there is nothing I can do. Sorry. I am Baliwala. I have been styling on mofos since 1986. That is all.