Fuck squirrels

Yeah, I said it. So I planted a jalapeno seed about a month ago. You know why? Because I love that shit and do not want to pay for it. For the past month it has been growing very well. Shit was beautiful. The leaves were immaculate. I went to check on it today. I saw that some dirt was moved from the base. I thought the wind might have took it away. Then I checked a half hour later out of curiosity. I saw that more dirt had been moved and the roots were exposed. The plant was more limp then a gay guy at a strip club. It broke my heart. I guessed it had to be a squirrel. I told my dad about this. With the most innocent look on my face I said to him:"Why would they do that." He replied with: "That's just what squirrels do." I am Baliwala. I am going to buy a bee bee gun. That is all.