When I was younger

I used to play football in my friends backyard. We looked forward to this every Sunday. Nothing beat tackle football in the fall. There was one problem. My friend shared the yard with an old grumpy bastard. He didn't let us play because he said it tore up the grass. One night I was at my friends house. I decided that we should get him back. I said this while wearing a multi-colored afro wig. True story. So I went outside. I spotted his car. I then proceeded to piss on the driver door car handle. I am Baliwala. I will urinate on your vehicle if it's a big gray van. That is all.