Return of the mack

I have decided to mack it up again. No more just being friends with a girl then seeing where it goes. I'm going to rock out with my cock out, literally. If you or anybody you know is a desperate female looking for a simple relationship that is based on lust, feel free to leave a comment. We can exchange contact information and pretend to laugh at each others comments over the internet. We can lie to each other about how amazing our lives are. I won't judge. I promise. You can tell your friends that you have a boyfriend. I won't send you my picture, but a picture of a ridiculously good looking male. I will use my MS paint skills to write your name on it to give the picture credibility. Your friends will envy you. I won't tell my friends though because I will be too busy looking for more females much like yourself. Let's rock it.