Your girlfriend

Wants my phone number and I'm going to give it to her. You will get mad at both of us. You will yell at your her and possibly temporarily break up with her. You will threaten me over the internet. I will lol at your comments. You will make plans about how you will kick my ass. You will call your friends and tell them to help you get me. During all this time, I will be on the phone with your girlfriend.