Thanks for fucking up my haircut.

Seriously. Why did you have to go so high with the fade? I look like I'm about to join the Marines. When you said: "Is good?." I said yes. What else was I supposed to say? Also, thank you for making the hair on top of my head uneven. I love going home and using my own scissors to try and even that shit out. I got you back though. When it was time to tip you, I gave you one dollar. That's right a single George Washington is what you got. Don't spend it all in one place. That is all.