I shoot

At Big Ben because I have time to kill. I have some time on my hands right now so I'll tell you a story. There once was a boy named Fuck You. He had a female friend named Trouble. One day Trouble stole Fuck Yous' lollipop. Fuck You chased after Trouble. All of a sudden a cop stopped Fuck You and asked why he was running. Fuck You told the officer that somebody had stolen his lollipop. The cop wanted to help so he asked Fuck You his name. He said Fuck You. The cop was upset by this and took him down to the police station. Fuck You was summoned to appear in front of a judge. The judge asked the young boy his name. Once again he replied, Fuck You. The judges' response was: are you looking for trouble young man? Fuck you responded:hell yea, that bitch stole my lollipop. That is all.