God damnit

So I'm in the living room hanging out with my parents. All of a sudden somebody rings the doorbell. Immediately after that, that same person starts pounding on the door as if it was a life or death situation. I got up to answer the door, but my mom told me that she would. She opens the door and there stood an obese Hispanic man who was cock-eyed. He had a dumbfounded look on his face. He starts blabbing about how he works for a company called Just for energy. Apparently if you sign up with his company, you save money on your electric bill. My mom said that we signed up for it five years ago LOL. I'm laughing at it now, but at the time I surely wasn't. I interjected and told him that pounded on peoples' doors was very impolite. I ended the sentence with "homie" so he would truly understand what I was saying. I said that ringing the door bell twice would be enough. While I was telling him this a sad look came upon his face like he was about to cry. Really? Motherfucker, fuck you. Your feelings are hurt? Grow some balls faggatron. He said that he was in hurry because his shift ended at 9 P.M. He came to my house at 9:15 PM. What a bullshit liar. The fat fuck then proceeded to put his head down and leave. If I ever see him again, I will kick him in the nuts, then ask him I could have him a moment of his time. When he asks me why I kicked him in the nuts, I will say:"MANI I'M IN A HURRY!!!!." That is all.