"Don't you hate it when...."

Let's take a trip down memory lane. When I was in 6th grade I had a friend named Salvador. One day in math class it was very hot. Most of the kids were complaining about this, but not Salvador. He stayed quiet and did his work. The bell was about to ring so everybody got into line. Salvador took his time. I was standing with a group of my classmates. We were talking about Power Rangers probably. When I looked over my shoulder I saw that Salvador had a look of pain on his face. Before I could find out what was wrong with him, he came up to my friends and I and said:"Don't you hate it when it's hot and your balls stick to your leg?" He wasn't joking. He was dead serious. Everybody was speechless. I didn't speak to Salvador much after that.