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I smoke I go outside my back door. After I light up my neighbors immediately close their windows. I'm guessing they open them back up once I'm done. I understand non-smokers do not like the smell of burning cigarettes. Here's the thing: I can not control the direction the wind blows. I wish I could. I really do but I can't. It used to make me feel bad when my neighbors would do this, but not anymore. You want to know why? I'll tell you why. It's because I'm not doing anything illegal. I am on my property. After realizing this my feelings of guilt have gone away. Now when I hear the sound of closing windows I smile. By the way neighbors, I do not close my windows when you're cooking your stanky shit(you know who you are). So my dear neighbors, I do not mind that you close your windows but please do not do it so violently. There is no need for it. The sound of slamming windows is quite irritating. It's not going to make me feel bad. I'm not going to stop smoking. That's the joint, that's the jam.