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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

If you use drugs and/or alcohol

Good for you. I'm glad you use these things as an escape. Here's the thing: it is not necessary to announce this to the world. Liquor stores and bars are everywhere. Marijuana is not hard to find at all. Getting fucked up is not a triumph in life. If it is for you, you should kill yourself. If you find so much happiness in something so minuscule you are pathetic. Also, do not use this as an excuse to type fucked up, or to be an asshole. If you have been getting fucked up for years, typing should be second nature. Being moody should not happen because your body should have tolerance towards these things. A very good friend of mine once said: "If you want to get wasted all you need is $15 and a car." He's right. Smoking a joint and drinking a pint of cheap vodka is not a huge accomplishment. This can be easily done. So next time you get fucked up, instead of texting a friend telling them how shit faced you are, you should relax and listen to some music. Get something to eat. Maybe even go to sleep. That is all.

2 comments:

  1. The asinine 'I'm so drunk' threads get tiresome, particularly the deliberate typos

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  2. Warning: skip eating after to avoid choking on you vomit next time you pass out drunk

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