Things that are G status

-Suspenders
-Vanilla wafers
-Wearing slippers with socks
-Tabla
-Irish Spring soap
-Beards
-Pushups
-Scissors
-Paperclips
-Marlboro Man
-Raking leaves
-Recycling
-Playstation 2
-The word Wank
-Wanking itself
-Red toothbrushes
-Memory foam mattresses
-Hot girls
-Cute girls
-Sexy girls
-Cheeseburgers