Listen girls

Just because a guy looks at you does not mean he is stalking you. He's not even hitting on you. Relax. You just happened to get into his line of vision, or you were wearing something revealing. Also, us guys are horny bastards. Of course we're going to stare. Please get over it. So the next time you're at Starbucks and ordering your double-mocha-choca-hoca-livin-la-vida-loca-berry twist-half double-smoothie, and the guy at the counter looks you in the face, do not text a friend to say some ugly guy asked you for your number. We all know it's not true. I am Baliwala. OMG! STOP READING THIS YOU CREEP! That is all.