Sugar cookies and

Dunkin Donuts caramel coffee is bliss. So I was in the mood for something warm to drink due to the cold weather. So I decided to make a trip to the local Dunkin Donuts. Before I left my mom said she could make a pot for free. I told her that I was in the mood for something a little different. Then my dad said that I should sit there by myself and drink coffee since I didn't want to drink it from home. The scenario ran through my head and I finally imagined what it was like to be homeless. It sucks. I almost felt bad enough to stay home, but I was like fuck it. The place was dead as soon as I entered. The recent arrivals from India and/or Pakistan behind the counter were having a laugh about something. Probably something related to Tom&Jerry. Just a guess. When I approached the counter I was greeted by a smile unfortunately. I say unfortunately because this kid had a horrible set of teeth. The two in front almost reached his chest. I kid you not. The teeth were far from clean. They didn't have stains, they were rusting. True story. So I order a caramel coffee and he literally says:" he ha huh huh haaah." I said what? Then he says: "Would you like cream and sugar?" I told him to hook it up. Then he just hands me the coffee. I have a feeling I could have walked out without him saying a word, but I'm not that cruel. So I asked for the total. He replied with: "he he haaaaaaa ho ho hooo." I said what? He said $1.16. I think he was fucking with me. When I got home I went straight to the kitchen. Then I saw these homemade sugar cookies. I thought it would be a good idea to dip the cookies into the coffee. Before I dipped the first cookie, I whispered:"fa fa fa fa sho." I suggest you try this sometime no matter what you do. It gets you mentally prepared to take on the world. The combination was amazing. I hope one day you marry a sugar cookie and coffee in your mouth. I am Baliwala. I got diabetes in the last two hours. That is all.