People who do not

Dress according to the weather are retarded. So it's winter in Chicago and obviously pretty cold. People are using their heating. Down jackets are seen everywhere. Scarves and hats are being worn. Keep this in mind. So I'm at home chilling with my flannel pajamas and hoodie, ya know, being a baller. Staying true to my G status. Then I get a call from a friend. We talk for a bit and decide to get something to eat. He shows up about a half hour later. I hop in the car and notice that the heat is unbelievably high. I tried to ignore it, but it was bothering me. I had on a coat, a button shirt and a thermal shirt underneath. I come prepared. We decide on our destination and head towards it. He had on a North Face fleece. This didn't surprise me. It wasn't freezing, just chilly, and this was proper attire. After conversing for a while, the heating started to stifle me. I didn't want to be rude so I didn't say anything. After some time I couldn't take it anymore. I said turn that shit down. He did. We find parking and get out of the care. You know what this motherfucker was wearing? Fucking nylon track pants. Oh it gets better. He had on god damn slippers. Yes that's right. Fucking flip flops. He might as well been barefoot. I look at this guy and was like what the hell is going through your head? You've lived in Chicago your entire life and you're wearing this? He told me he wasn't cold as he shivered. As we headed towards the restaurant I hoped that we wouldn't get kicked out because he didn't have the proper attire. If I owned a restaurant and I saw a guy come in with slippers during winter, I would boot his ass, but I'm a douche. Keep that in mind. When we left of course he shivered again. Then he finally admitted to being cold. I just shook my head as I sipped on my coke and smoked my cig. We get in the car and he blasted the heat once again. He's going to India tomorrow. I think he thinks he's already there. I am Baliwala. I will never get frostbite. That is all.