Shit is ridiculous

I really need to get a girlfriend. I speak English. I am not deformed. I'm kind of funny on rare occasions. I know how to type. I like cheeseburgers. I have pretty good hair. I can be nice sometimes. I wear slippers. I smoke..I mean I DON'T smoke. I can do 4 push ups. I'm a good listener, especially when I'm sleeping. I like to sleep. I know how to shave. I take showers at least twice a month. I am Baliwala. I'm looking for my princess. That is all.