Listen up

You unoriginal motherfuckers, stop trying to be me. You know who you are. I know who you are. Everybody knows who you are. I am not at all flattered by your constant plagiarism. I am not amused by your want to live your e-life through me. I don't think it's cute that you try to rip off my comedic style. I know life isn't fair, but I didn't make you buck-toothed and cock-eyed. Blame genetics for that. Trying to make up for it by doing this is simply a waste. I've tried to be civil, but now this shit is just ridiculous. Just because people don't like you doesn't mean you have the right to rip my shit off and claim it as your own. Some people aren't very well liked. You're one of those people. These people are called losers. Do not test my resolve. Do not make me resort back to the Bali of old. The ruthless Bali that ran around and slapped newborns for sport. The Bali that would give the wrong directions to tourists and then laugh about it afterwards. I am Baliwala. My swag level reaches the clouds. You can't touch this bitch. That is all.