If you are over the age of 18

And you wear braces, I feel sorry for you. Everytime you open your mouth a bright set of mangled metal is exposed. When you smile you expose railroad tracks. You must become tense after meals because you don't want people to see what has become stuck in your mouth fence. Kissing must be a bitch. Usually people kiss for pleasure, not to get lacerations on their tongues and on the inside of their cheeks. You have to keep away from metal objects because of the disaster it might produce from the magnetic attraction. I'm not going to even discuss oral sex. Don't feel bad. Look at the bright side. If you get a paperclip and position between your two front teeth, chances are you will get a radio signal. So don't hesitate to go to a party. If you get stares just bust out that office supply and make friends. Just make sure you don't get an AM signal. Nobody likes AM radio. Not even senior citizens. I am Baliwala. I'm glad my teeth will never rust.