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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Chain text messages

I usually ignore these because they are completely retarded. Earlier today I got one from a female friend that asked me to tell her something I've been meaning to say the entire year. Since 2009 was coming to an end, it was best to get it out now. Without thinking I texted:"I have a crush on you." This dumb broad replies with:"lol shut up." Fine. Kind of shocking news, but listen homegirl, we're both adults. A crush isn't a big deal. Then I told her that I was pretty much over it. You know what this bitch says?"Stop being so emo." Emo? The fuck? How is that being emo? I'm not here slitting my wrists. You're not that special. Now not only was I regretting telling her that I had a crush on her, but also regretting have a crush on her at all. Is she that mentally dense? I informed her that I was not being emo. Then she says:" stop being weird?" Huh? Are you fucking serious? Shit. At least have the common decency to say aww or some shit. I'm motherfucking Bali. Show some respect. Oh oh it doesn't end there. She then tells me to watch the movie Blow. Talk about a fucked up way to ignore what I just said completely. Damn at least say you don't have a crush on me. Throw a smiley face at me or something. Damn. Stay on topic shawty. I am Baliwala. I get rejected more by short Pakistani girls than balding middle-aged men. That is all.

4 comments:

  1. Tell her that she can buzzzzzzzzzzzzz off!! Stupid girl doesn't know what she is missing. Aja sonah... :P

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  2. Yo bali, it's LD. I started up a blog, too, but not as prolific/funny as yours (battlefood.blogspot.com).

    BTW, hopefully this chick isn't the same one from the CCs you were talking about. Tell her to suck it long, and suck it hard. I'm pretty sure that's the next obvious step to winning her heart.

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  3. Nope, I stopped talking to that girl a while ago. This was a somebody else. I don't think she wants to talk to me anymore lol. I like your blog. Keep up the good work.

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  4. lol fuck her man shes probably a bitch anyway

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