There is nothing

Funnier than seeing somebody fall. I, like others, call this somebody "busting their shit." This can happen at a number of locations. Stairs, on a sidewalk, a slippery surface. When this happens in public some people rush to the aid of the victim. I snicker. It usually makes my day, no fuck that, it makes my week. I can't wait to tell everybody I know about the incident. Seeing somebody so helpless for those few seconds is awesome. The best part of the entire situation is the look on their face. The look shows that the person knows what's happening and can't do a damn thing about it. It is shocktacular. You might think that I'm being mean. You might even be thinking "what if that happened to you?" Well it has, and others have laughed. I'm glad I gave them something to laugh about. It was my pleasure. I am Baliwala. I will stick my foot out when you walk by. That is all.