Guys who constantly look

For a love or even a girlfriend online should be banned from life. Yes I said it. It's one of the many things in life that need to be said. I know you're not attractive. It's okay. Girls tend to go for guys with good personalities...wait...your personality sucks. Your idea of a good time is to sit around and discuss Star Wars or recreate the the signing of the Constiution in your basement. Sorry dawg. Girls do not like that shit. I know when you were younger you settled for being single. Then you discovered the internet and all its' endless possibilities. First you realized you could see free pornography. You were overwhelmed with joy with this. Then you found out you could play nerdy games. This was the cherry on top. When you least suspected it, you realized that there were girls online you could actually talk to. You probably shit bricks when you found this out. Not only could you talk to girls, but some of them were very attractive. You had a chance to make conversation with them. Now your balls were tingling. So, you decide to join a number of social sites in hope of finding your dream girl. You never put up a picture, because as stated earlier, you are extremely unattractive. If you did put up a picture, it was probably of a rose with the text saying "yours forever", or your favorite anime character. You immediately went on the prowl looking for your victim, I mean potential partner. Then you realized the best thing about the internet. You could actually think about what you were going to say before you said it. This made you grab your inhaler. Not only that, you wouldn't be judged on the overalls you were wearing since you were 12. So you strike up a conversation with a pretty lady. Tell a few jokes. Throw in a bunch of emoticons. Things are going good. She replies with lols and such. You're actually making her laugh. This is a new feeling for you. You are overjoyed. After a period of time, when you feel comfortable, you ask for her number. Then the hammer drops. She says she has a boyfriend. Let me clarify. She's probably lying. The only reason she is talking to you is because you won't leave her alone. You attack her with messages the second she even thinks about her computer. She feels sorry for you. Her and her friends are used to guys like you. Your world has just crashed. What do you do? You prey on another unsuspecting female. The cycle continues and before you know it you are a certified e-stalker. With time you master the skills of: finding out peoples' addresses, finding out what schools girls go to, then showing up and pretending like you're apart of the student body. If she has pictures of herself anywhere online, you will stop at nothing to find them and print them out. They will go on your ceiling as you lay in a bed which is surrounded by scented candles. Fast forward. You're now 33 and on To Catch a Predator. I am Baliwala. If you're a girl and reading this, please please fall in love with me. I'm a really really nice guy. That is all.